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On a scale from 1 to Shin Splints…I Definitely Fucking Have Shin Splints.
last summer
i was in the best shape of my life. then i turned 21 and kinda stopped caring as much.
this summer, i’m taking back the fucking control.
chuckie headlining dayglow on the 12th, bingo players on the 26th
we’ve already had avicii, ingrosso and alesso, mord fustang, and decibels here this semester.
i guess the kids want electro now…and i ain’t mad about it.
just pranked the shit out of my dad.
i called the house from my roommates cell phone. when he asked why i was calling from her phone, i told him it was because i lost mine somewhere at the bars. he started buggin because i just got an iphone like a week ago. then i told them there was more, not only did i lose my phone, but i got a public intoxication charge last night as well. his response was, “you just can’t handle alcohol can you?! how much did you drink?!” after some fake tears and apologies i told him that i bought “like six or seven tequila shots…i can’t really remember” he started freaking out and said that he couldn’t deal with this right now and told me to talk to my mom.
ahhhhhhhhh i love this holiday.
and after the dust of my 21st birthday has finally settled, i realized that i am not going to spend any money this week.
cause i’m broke
the awkward moment when you’re frantically buying dayglow tickets at your internship and some lady tries to introduce herself to you but you’re so focused you can’t take your eyes off the screen so you reach our your hand without realizing that it’s all sweaty cause you’re trying to buy these damn tickets and she sees that your blatantly not doing work and its only your second week.
awake at 5:30am wondering which will come first: sleep, anxiety, or my alarm clock
i can’t believe that up until this year i haven’t had tofu in my life.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE
moments when you have deja vu of that one time you dropped acid in montreal
Is it weird that I actually enjoy sentence diagramming?
Why am I having fun doing my english homework right now? What is going on? What is life?
While the whole story of the concordia shipwreck makes me really uneasy, this picture alone is almost unbearable to look at. Shipwrecks freak the shit out of me.
peace out master cleanse
it’s been long and grueling but i am finally done with the master cleanse. i am so incredibly sick of drinking lemonade and if i never have to consume maple syrup ever again i honestly won’t be too bummed about it.
HOWEVER, i feel fucking awesome.
Day 4 of the Master Cleanse, still going strong
I’m not sluggish and tired liked I was the first 2 days. In fact, I hardly even get hungry anymore. The main thing is just wanting to have food just to have it. But you know what, I’m fucking proud of myself for making it this far!
Giving the Master Cleanse a shot
My roommates and i are currently on day 1 of the 10-day master cleanse. i’ve always wanted to do some kind of detox for my body, so i figured what better way to start the new semester?
It’s basically a liquid diet where your sole source of nourishment comes from this lemonade mixture (fresh squeezed lemons, water, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper) that you have to drink 6-12 times a day. You also have to drink this laxative tea to help flush your body.
It hasn’t been all that bad so far but i think the fact that i spent the whole day hungover as shit didn’t help. And i also can’t stop thinking about food. And i’m starting to get hungry. ALKSJ:LKDJF;lksjd;djl NINE MORE DAYS LETS GOOOOOO
